Thursday, May 14, 2009

re-formed

A man and a duck went into a bear.
The duck cried fowl.
The bear shat titanium eyeglass frames
and a grateful dead belt buckle.
The man never entered a bear again.

This story is tolled
at many an AA meeting.

5 comments:

  1. Ahh George,
    Your Sense of humor is showing, but then a chuckle a day might keep the doctor away :)
    Dick

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  2. Taking a bear to a bar would be a fair fight! :)

    - Kathy from Long Beach

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  3. Kathy and a bear went into a bar
    And put up quite a fight
    They slammed Johnny down
    Had a hit of the Crown
    Found the Cutty had a heckuva bite!

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  4. You bet, Dick! I am still convinced that laughter is one of the best medicines! (And what is it with these exclamation points!!! It seems that since the advent of e-mail, exclaiming is essential to showing one's verve and vigor and truthiness !!!!) It doesn't seem to be the same with question marks. You know what I mean??????

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