A man and a duck went into a bear.
The duck cried fowl.
The bear shat titanium eyeglass frames
and a grateful dead belt buckle.
The man never entered a bear again.
This story is tolled
at many an AA meeting.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
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Ahh George,
ReplyDeleteYour Sense of humor is showing, but then a chuckle a day might keep the doctor away :)
Dick
Taking a bear to a bar would be a fair fight! :)
ReplyDelete- Kathy from Long Beach
Kathy and a bear went into a bar
ReplyDeleteAnd put up quite a fight
They slammed Johnny down
Had a hit of the Crown
Found the Cutty had a heckuva bite!
You bet, Dick! I am still convinced that laughter is one of the best medicines! (And what is it with these exclamation points!!! It seems that since the advent of e-mail, exclaiming is essential to showing one's verve and vigor and truthiness !!!!) It doesn't seem to be the same with question marks. You know what I mean??????
ReplyDeleteFunny! Luv ya sending hugs :)
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