Some of my close friends have NEVER responded with a comment to even one of my ten zillion postings on this blog. I have a neurotic need for them to do so. It's like collecting postage stamps. I do not have one from their exotic land.
To make it easy for you, DEAR FRIENDS WHOM I HAVE KNOWN FOR LONG YEARS, here are some sample comments you can use. I know you are busy with your lives, so you can just use your mouse to cut and paste.
Comment: Your verbiage is unnecessarily confusing and incoherent. I have never been able to comprehend what the heck you are trying to say.
Comment: I am so entertained and enthralled by your wisdom and wit, I sit at my computer entranced, my workday shot. When I regain my normal mundane consciousness, I really must go to work and have no time to comment.
Comment: The points you make are so obvious to me that no comment is required. Instead I offer a prayer for your intellectual wellbeing.
Comment: What blog? What posts?
Comment: My toenails need cutting, my house needs painting, my toilet is backed up. Quit writing all this stuff and come help me!
Comment: My elucidation of any potential commentary on my part would only serve to coarsen the rare sublimity of my thoughts.
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Can I add, "I love you"?
ReplyDeleteO Yes!
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up!
ReplyDeleteYou are not neurotic. You're just human like the rest of us. Longing for the approval of other humans. Wanting contact with the outside world. Needing to have your thoughts approved of. You ain't heavy, you're my brother.
ReplyDeleteOkay, is that enough nauseating sentiment?
I love you, too.
Wow, Ginny! That is very different from your first comment which you deleted. I prefer to go with the first response.
ReplyDeleteQuestion? Are these limited to your "DEAR FRIENDS WHOM I HAVE KNOWN FOR LONG YEARS" or may the rest of us use them? I think these are perfect for almost any situation!!! Thank you George
ReplyDeleteI don't remember what my first response was.
ReplyDeleteI do know that most of us earth crawlers don't have a tenth of the intellect you have.
LOL you make me laugh out loud! Luv you lots ;-D
ReplyDeleteI find your words thougt provoking. I think I'll go fishing.
ReplyDeleteLove to you brother
G-
ReplyDeleteI am word-less!!! But I am here, reading and giggling!
xoxox,
treeesha
Hello George
ReplyDeleteI go with all of the above options that you listed....it makes you so comprehensive...keep it coming and going...take care...mel
If I'm a few days (or hours) behind, do you read my belated comments? If so, why don't YOU respond?
ReplyDeleteWell, at last! A little spunk! Are you feeling neglected?
ReplyDeleteOnly as much as you, my dear friend.
ReplyDelete(laughing) The mirror reflects the mirror reflecting the mirror ....
ReplyDeleteYou just wait until I get high speed internet instead of this bleep,da bleeping dial up! Littlegeezer
ReplyDeleteI am so entertained and enthralled by your wisdom and wit, I sit at my computer entranced, my workday shot. When I regain my normal mundane consciousness, I really must go to work and have no time to comment. Love your blogs! Carol
ReplyDeleteCarol Dear, you crack me up. Love to you.
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